Saturday, May 30, 2009

harper pic


I edited this using a caption site. much fun.
Caption site

Sunday, May 24, 2009

giving up

I should by now be familiar with the concept of giving up on something that's not gonna happen, considering that I know how it feels to have someone interested who I don't share the sentiment for. However, she seems to blame my lack of interest in her on my interest in someone else. Not true. It's just I'm not interested. Speaking of the person I'm interested in, she obviously is taken. Why the hell not just move on?
Well, because I'm not quite ready to, and really, she gives me that all important excuse of not pursuing women that I have no interest in even though they're obviously interested in me. I think the reason I also like her is the idea of striving for someone I can't have. Or some psychological reason like that. I personally think that if given the chance, it would or wouldn't work out. Either way, I wish I had the chance to prove or disprove the theory. Oh well, since shit happens, I'm not going to brood, and I'm going to continue life as usual. Going to work and the gym, etc. But, if this person who I like ever likes me, I WILL PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP just for fun, or actually be in one. Either that or I'd date her. There we go...
Hoping that my current interest becomes available and that the one that likes me but I'm not interested in will finally realize that we can only be friends.
ABB
Ps: If the one I like is a friends only kind of woman, then I can live with that, as long as she would say hello. That would be fucking super.
Until next time, see you all.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Another post, this time from May 19th,2009.

It's me again, malakas! Sersiously though...
I wanted to prove that I'm still alive to those that actually read this dribble.
My name is assburgerboy and I have asperger's. To those of you who used to read me before I deleted the other posts that were pre 2004, it's "She who will not be named" who you can blame for it (I was dumb enough to actually use her name once in a post and got in shit for it).
I have a job, my moon is in aries, and I want to move to Gytheio. That's in Greece.
I'm Greek Orthodox, and I like my life.
I hate Stephen Harper, he's a tool. I hope that one day I'm rich enough to own property, and that halifax is a good city if all you like to do is go to clubs. That and we don't have a subway system. Zakynthos may have a lot of beaches, but there's only one named Mavrovouni and it's near Gytheio!
Don't let the name fool you, it's not a rocky place, nor the setting for the bad guy in Lord of the Rings.
So, in closing I just want to say I wasn't specific in who I was looking for in the contest for the chick that I end up with. In brief, I want her to be an aries, very tall, maybe from greece, and very loud and controlling, yet at the same time realizing that if she dates me that I will keep her life very interesting. And why do I say this? Because she who will not be named is not available. She is with "He who saw her first"
Anyways, I gotta get ready for work, so I am gonna leave soon.
Who am I really?
I'll never tell.

You know you love me.
XOXO
ABB
(And yes I know it was a blatent attempt at making fun of Gossip Girl. That was the point of my signoff statement.)