Monday, December 28, 2009


Long time no post. well. Two things. Merry christmas. I got a nice camera. Second, I had to deal with an under the sink issue and toss it outside. The landlady patched up the hole that the little intruder came through, but here's what it looks like outside in it's death. (and no I didn't kill it, I just disposed of it).

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Good for nothing bastards?

Conservative MP Gerald Keddy is apologizing for referring to some unemployed Haligonians as "no-good bastards."

Wow, I guess he had unemployed haligonians confused with his own federal leader or with his federal party, which does dick all to help out these same people without jobs in the middle of a fucking recession no less.
I also have something to say to this
I think Gerald Keddy can go suck on a dead dog's dick once he gets his head out of his ass and into a little place i like to call the real fucking world. The conservatives are once again proven as being the spawn of clueless, and should all be shot so I can have a good laugh. Why doesn't this clueless motherfucker just do us all a favor and shoot himself in the face after taking out the rest of those incompetent morons he works with? At least then I could say the conservative Government actually did something worthwhile. SUICIDE.
he said in full during an interview:

In an interview with a local newspaper, Keddy suggested that farmers in the province need migrant labourers because unemployed Nova Scotians don't want the work.

"All those no-good bastards sitting on the sidewalk in Halifax that can't get work," Tuesday's Chronicle Herald quotes Keddy as saying.

No good bastards sitting on the sidewalk who don't want work?
Ever factor in those who want to work, but have anxiety disorders? Learning disorders? Autism? or those discriminated against by the employers for various other reasons? Or perhaps those that don't want entry level shit positions at fucking walmart or macdonald's because they actually want to be able to afford rent, food and God forbid have some actual fucking spending money?
And by the way, just because I feel somewhat sorry for the farmers during a recession, not everyone without a job is going to be able to just get up and do farm work, moron.
And as for the farmers, I don't think it's the labour shortage thats fucking them out of their livelyhoods. It's you, and your government by sitting on your asses and doing nothing while they go broke.
If I ever am in the job market, maybe I can have this asshole's job, since obviously IQ wise I'm way over qualified to lead the party since I can actually think in terms of putting somewhat coherent thoughts together on more than one occasion.
In closing, do us all a favor, mr keddy, and jump off the macdonald bridge so that your constituents can elect someone with more brain power/ a higher IQ than the glans of my PENIS.
PS:You all wanted to tell cum stains like this where to go for years whether it's American,Canadian, or other countries' policies/politics, I'm just the one with the balls to post it.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Nov 19th, 2009

Personal entry, November 19th, 2009;
It would seem that these days, I've been unmotivated and self obsessed.
When has that ever changed?
I'm not sure I will ever be in the state where I can pursue what's known as a normal relationship as I seldom seem to be able to see other people's problems and have the capacity to give a crap about them. I see two things in life. What affects me, and what I can get for me.
At least I'm being honest about the fact that I am clueless in this area. Well, life could be worse.
I could be stephen harper.

Friday, July 31, 2009

I'm a... It's entertaining

Personally, I think I fit the daredevil more than i would the protector.

This was interesting. Cris Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get. Once you have opened this e-mail, there is no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day, starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid.. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic.. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times.. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. 20 years of good luck if you forward.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality... Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional... Can be a bit rebellious.. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out... Eccentric personality. 11 years of luck if you forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of good luck if you forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous.. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered..) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of good luck if you forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.. 12 years of good Luck if you forward
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty.. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense.. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy.. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted.. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy.... Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos.. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.....
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy.. Often shy. Pessimistic.. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - O ct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind . Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful.. Flirtatious Give in too easily. Procrastinators.. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser.. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative... Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist...Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing.. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient.... Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules... Sometimes hypocritical.. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out
Send away!!~ Ready, set, go!
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1 day of luck
13-17 People = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1 month of luck
23-27 people = 3 Months of luck
28-32 people = 7 months of luck
33-37 people = 1 year of luck

Tuesday, July 14, 2009


MY Aries grandmother. (IE the sergeant major)

Sunday, July 12, 2009

My Free Printer! I didn't even Steal it, I swear!

I know it's been a long time since I last posted. But I have good reason. I didn't have anything to blog about. Until now.
See the pics?
Well the one with denis leary is the book I'm reading, and the other thing is a pic of the machine I used to scan said book.
The MFC-465CN. Photocopier/scanner/photocard center/printer/coolest toy ever.
I looked on one site, and the price was 100+ dollars.
I got mine free on the donation shelf when I bought my router and wireless card (Wireless N). I was estatic! The only problem was that the damned paper feed was jamming.
Hmm, maybe there was a reason that someone donated it...
Well, there was much cursing and swearing to be had and I wanted to chuck the thing out the window or something when I opened the back cover as I was reading the "Don't put the cover face down or it will get damaged/ paper jam...". I had already cleaned the roller so that wasn't it. But there were those clear plastic pieces of crap on the paper jam guard. So I took out the black plastic guides and peeled off the clear plastic things beneath them. Personally, I think that those things are there as made by the factory and serve no purpose other than to get into the way.
I then did a test print. Well, surprise surprise.
No paper jam and none of that "my paper isn't making it to the print head" bullshit.
Problem solved.
And now I have a free printer because some guy would rather spend money on a new printer than try to get a friend to help him fix it.
Whoever that guy is (Or girl, even though I think women are too smart to do stuff like that), thanks for the new toy, pal.
So, I've been reading "Why we suck", so far it's a good book and well worth the 30 dollars and change I spent on it.
If you haven't already, BUY THE FREAKING BOOK ALREADY. You'll be glad that you did.
In the meantime I'm out of here.
Ps: Let's see FUTURESHOP have a shelf for donated equipment that people can just take. Yeah. Thought so.
There's a reason I get my computer parts from Greenlyph!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

57 Cents

Usually I'm not all about the chain letters, and this is no exception, but the story and prayer are inspirational, so I thought that rather than email it that I would post it on my blog.

57 Cents
A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was 'too crowded...'

'I can't go to Sunday School,' she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.

Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship Jesus.

Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement buildings. Her parents called for the kindhearted pastor who had befriended their daughter to handle the final arrangements.

As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump.

Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish handwriting, which read: 'This is to help build the little church bigger so more children can go to Sunday School.'

For two years she had saved for this offering of love.

When the pastor tearfully read that note, he knew instantly what he would do. Carrying this note and the cracked, red pocketbook to the pulpit, he told the story of her unselfish love and devotion.

He challenged his deacons to get busy and raise enough money for the larger building.

But the story does not end there...

A newspaper learned of the story and published It. It was read by a wealthy realtor who offered them a parcel of land worth many thousands.

When told that the church could not pay so much, he offered to sell it to the little church for 57 cents.

Church members made large donations. Checks came from far and wide.
Within five years the little girl's gift had increased to $250,000.00--a huge sum for that time (near the turn of the century). Her unselfish love had paid large dividends.

When you are in the city of Philadelphia , look upTemple BaptistChurch , with a seating capacity of 3,300. And be sure to visit TempleUniversity, where thousands of students are educated.

Have a look, too, at the Good Samaritan Hospital and at a Sunday School building which houses hundreds of beautiful children, built so that no child in the area will ever need to be left outside during Sunday school time.

In one of the rooms of this building may be seen the picture of the sweet face of the little girl whose 57 cents, so sacrificially saved, made such remarkable history. Alongside of it is a portrait of her kind pastor, Dr. Russell H. Conwell, author of the book, 'Acres of Diamonds'.

This is a true story, which goes to show WHAT GOD CAN DO WITH 57 CENTS.

Please send this back. (You'll see why.)

St. Theresa Prayer (cannot be deleted)

REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. This is a powerful novena.

Just send this to four people and let me know what happens on the fourth day....

Do not break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive... There is no cost but a lot of reward.

(This is true)

(Did you make a wish?)

If you don't make a wish, it won't come true.. Last Chance to Make a Wish.

May today there be peace within.
May you trust your highest power that you are exactly where you are meant to be.
May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.

May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.
May you be content knowing you are a child of God.
Let this presence settle into our bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing and dance. It is there for each and every one of you.

Send This to 7 People within the next 5 minutes and your wish will come true.

Betty White is tired of your shit

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Organ Transplant site

picture of her dad.

I got a comment from someone and thought I would mention the site on here:
his comment is:
"I was wondering if you might be willing to mention my raffle/fundraiser (or just let me comment about it here so others can read about it).

I would NOT ask if it wasn't for a great cause. Plus, there are over 90 donated prizes to win totaling over $3000.00! And who doesn't like to win??

It's really a win-win for everyone. People get to help me meet my fundraising goal AND potentionally win big.

Saturday was the 6th anniversary of my Dad's heart transplant. I am more determined than ever to give back in a big way.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE clickover and enter my raffle!! You can truly win TONS OF PRIZES (totaling over $3000.00 - gift cards, Starbucks coffee maker, $600 in camping equipment, gorgeous jewelry and more).

It's for a great cause….
So if you support organ donation, go ahead and visit.
Also, be sure to check her out at:

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Clown Car Vagina

I did this solely for the hell of it.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Saturday, May 30, 2009

harper pic

I edited this using a caption site. much fun.
Caption site

Sunday, May 24, 2009

giving up

I should by now be familiar with the concept of giving up on something that's not gonna happen, considering that I know how it feels to have someone interested who I don't share the sentiment for. However, she seems to blame my lack of interest in her on my interest in someone else. Not true. It's just I'm not interested. Speaking of the person I'm interested in, she obviously is taken. Why the hell not just move on?
Well, because I'm not quite ready to, and really, she gives me that all important excuse of not pursuing women that I have no interest in even though they're obviously interested in me. I think the reason I also like her is the idea of striving for someone I can't have. Or some psychological reason like that. I personally think that if given the chance, it would or wouldn't work out. Either way, I wish I had the chance to prove or disprove the theory. Oh well, since shit happens, I'm not going to brood, and I'm going to continue life as usual. Going to work and the gym, etc. But, if this person who I like ever likes me, I WILL PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP just for fun, or actually be in one. Either that or I'd date her. There we go...
Hoping that my current interest becomes available and that the one that likes me but I'm not interested in will finally realize that we can only be friends.
Ps: If the one I like is a friends only kind of woman, then I can live with that, as long as she would say hello. That would be fucking super.
Until next time, see you all.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Another post, this time from May 19th,2009.

It's me again, malakas! Sersiously though...
I wanted to prove that I'm still alive to those that actually read this dribble.
My name is assburgerboy and I have asperger's. To those of you who used to read me before I deleted the other posts that were pre 2004, it's "She who will not be named" who you can blame for it (I was dumb enough to actually use her name once in a post and got in shit for it).
I have a job, my moon is in aries, and I want to move to Gytheio. That's in Greece.
I'm Greek Orthodox, and I like my life.
I hate Stephen Harper, he's a tool. I hope that one day I'm rich enough to own property, and that halifax is a good city if all you like to do is go to clubs. That and we don't have a subway system. Zakynthos may have a lot of beaches, but there's only one named Mavrovouni and it's near Gytheio!
Don't let the name fool you, it's not a rocky place, nor the setting for the bad guy in Lord of the Rings.
So, in closing I just want to say I wasn't specific in who I was looking for in the contest for the chick that I end up with. In brief, I want her to be an aries, very tall, maybe from greece, and very loud and controlling, yet at the same time realizing that if she dates me that I will keep her life very interesting. And why do I say this? Because she who will not be named is not available. She is with "He who saw her first"
Anyways, I gotta get ready for work, so I am gonna leave soon.
Who am I really?
I'll never tell.

You know you love me.
(And yes I know it was a blatent attempt at making fun of Gossip Girl. That was the point of my signoff statement.)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

She Who WIll Not Be Named

This is a post on the topic search I recently put into a search engine and found hits ranging on some chick who died in the series the OC to Sarah Palin. I would like to give a big "Ai Pidiksou" to the internet for this big insult. I came up with the term and damnit, I wasn't referring to any of those topics.
I was referring publicly (maybe once or twice online) to a person who I am not allowed to refer by name lest I get in shit and she beat my ass, and all of a sudden I see it as a wide spread term on Google.
I should be getting royalties for coining this term, dang it.
Oh well, I guess I can't win them all.
But seriously, She who will not be named could kick sarah palin and hillary clinton's asses combined. Do humanity a favor and don't Ever use my term again lest I have to get pissed off.
Ass Burger Boy
Ps: Since I know that nobody I know actually reads this... To SWWNBN "Oreia Visakis!".
Pps: In case she ever reads this, "Okay, shit! I'm joking, can't you take a joke?! Don't pull a reservoir dogs on me there.."
Although I'm pretty sure she couldn't read Ellinika to save her life... Unless she gets a Greek for dummies book...

Signomi, I was being a "boro" there.
Word of the day "strawberries".
Word of tommorrow "Ouzaki"

Thursday, February 12, 2009


There is this site where this person is offering free lap dances for spreading the word.
Well, I'll pass on the lap dance considering I'd have to deal with no communion for a couple months or 10 years or something. Not worth it.
However, I will still say that she is working her ass off to get people to mention her "blog" which i use the term loosely.
However, she's got motivation and wants people to know SHE WANTS TO BE KNOWN.
So, I'm making my OWN offer to all of the people who mention my blog.
I will write blog posts more often.
That is all.
End Transmission

Wednesday, February 4, 2009


It's me. It's been a long time since I last took communion. I am completely and totally checked out. I guess that means that I become a bastard or an asshole, or maybe the thing is that it is in my nature not to care about anybody but myself when left to my own devices. I want to be able to yell "fuck you" to random strangers just to do it when I haven't been doing church as regularly as I should, but really I seem to be in this state more often than not despite all the efforts that I've done to counteract it as of late. Yet, somehow, I don't doubt that whatever the hell is going on will sort itself out in "time for supper" to coin a phrase. I don't understand human interactions. I don't understand how somebody could actually be offended by anything that I have to say when I myself don't see a problem with it. I guess the reality is, I'm not some psychotic person who will inflict violence on others, that's wrong. I'm saying that I don't know how the hell to actually get something going that to me I can be excited about when right now nothing is exciting. Not blogging, not drawing, not music, not gaming, not work (which I'm supposed to start soon), not church... and the list goes on.
I guess what I'm saying is I am so beyond bored and I have no challenges in my life that I've gotten frustrated with the act of living it when I feel half dead.
I don't need counseling, I don't need pills, I need to actually do some things that I give a flying fuck about rather than just sitting on my ass waiting for life to happen. I know that it's not about to and I want to do something more than work in some office for the rest of my life. I want to have a lot of money, not because I care about getting things I don't need, but so I can finally not be on assistance/ disability. I want to be able to laugh in stephen harper's face and say "fuck you asshole" in person. I want to be with a woman who is tall, competitive and intelligent. I have high standards for my life and I'm not even coming close to living up to them and it's MY FAULT. So, what's the game plan? Getting off my complacent ass I guess. first step is to clean that dilapitated shithole I call a room, I guess. Right after I get something to eat.

Monday, February 2, 2009

knock knock jokes

Knock knock
Who's there?
Aries who
Open the fucking door already!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cancer who?
Never mind, I guess I can just go home; sorry to bother you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aquarius who? Wait- Is that dogshit I smell?!

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Taurus who?
I'm hungry, you want to go to lunch?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Libra who?
That's a good question. like who are any of us really? Are we energy? Are we matter? Like oh my God! Is that the new issue of Cosmo?!

Yeah, those were the signs and jokes I felt like coming up with.