Wednesday, October 22, 2008

some email i recieved

This is bullshit
Don't heed the email if you get this

On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in
the morning, a young 14 year old boy
by the name of Scott Jackson was found
dead. Doctors couldn't come up with
cause of his death. His mother checked
his emails to see if she could figure
out what happened. Turns out he was
still signed into MySpace. She found
he had gone to sleep after he read and
didn't re post a chain letter about a
little girl that kills you in your
sleep with no natural cause of death.

This is the bulletin he read:

My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years
old. I'm a murderer. I have no face.
When you look at me you'll die
immediately.You have 900 seconds to
re post this or I will visit you.

Come on, the doctors couldn't determine the COD?
What? They took him to some HMO or something?
Or was it some incompetent fucktard in Georgia or Arkansas?
Maybe it was Governor Palin doing the autopsy.
Yeah, in the game of bullshit bingo, my card is full, and I have no recourse but to scream "bullshit" as loud as I can.
Some 16 year old is not going to visit me. Ooh Im scared. NOT
I'd be more scared if some 5'10 pissed off Aries chick visited me from my past.
(or possibly Stephen Harper telling me he wanted me to be a conservative. But then I would die because I'd rather kill myself than work for HIM. hehehe)
think before you react to this wanton bullshit, people.
That is all.
And if I die, everyone that I don't like are cordially invited to go fuck themselves.
They know who they are, so there.
Oh yeah, I still like she who will not be named and wish she was single and also think Sarah Palin is a moronic bitch. That and I hate the majority of the people who are genetically related to me.
Goodnight and God help America.

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