Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Good for nothing bastards?

Conservative MP Gerald Keddy is apologizing for referring to some unemployed Haligonians as "no-good bastards."

Wow, I guess he had unemployed haligonians confused with his own federal leader or with his federal party, which does dick all to help out these same people without jobs in the middle of a fucking recession no less.
I also have something to say to this
I think Gerald Keddy can go suck on a dead dog's dick once he gets his head out of his ass and into a little place i like to call the real fucking world. The conservatives are once again proven as being the spawn of clueless, and should all be shot so I can have a good laugh. Why doesn't this clueless motherfucker just do us all a favor and shoot himself in the face after taking out the rest of those incompetent morons he works with? At least then I could say the conservative Government actually did something worthwhile. SUICIDE.
he said in full during an interview:

In an interview with a local newspaper, Keddy suggested that farmers in the province need migrant labourers because unemployed Nova Scotians don't want the work.

"All those no-good bastards sitting on the sidewalk in Halifax that can't get work," Tuesday's Chronicle Herald quotes Keddy as saying.

No good bastards sitting on the sidewalk who don't want work?
Ever factor in those who want to work, but have anxiety disorders? Learning disorders? Autism? or those discriminated against by the employers for various other reasons? Or perhaps those that don't want entry level shit positions at fucking walmart or macdonald's because they actually want to be able to afford rent, food and God forbid have some actual fucking spending money?
And by the way, just because I feel somewhat sorry for the farmers during a recession, not everyone without a job is going to be able to just get up and do farm work, moron.
And as for the farmers, I don't think it's the labour shortage thats fucking them out of their livelyhoods. It's you, and your government by sitting on your asses and doing nothing while they go broke.
If I ever am in the job market, maybe I can have this asshole's job, since obviously IQ wise I'm way over qualified to lead the party since I can actually think in terms of putting somewhat coherent thoughts together on more than one occasion.
In closing, do us all a favor, mr keddy, and jump off the macdonald bridge so that your constituents can elect someone with more brain power/ a higher IQ than the glans of my PENIS.
Regards,
ABB
PS:You all wanted to tell cum stains like this where to go for years whether it's American,Canadian, or other countries' policies/politics, I'm just the one with the balls to post it.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Nov 19th, 2009

Personal entry, November 19th, 2009;
It would seem that these days, I've been unmotivated and self obsessed.
When has that ever changed?
I'm not sure I will ever be in the state where I can pursue what's known as a normal relationship as I seldom seem to be able to see other people's problems and have the capacity to give a crap about them. I see two things in life. What affects me, and what I can get for me.
At least I'm being honest about the fact that I am clueless in this area. Well, life could be worse.
I could be stephen harper.

Friday, July 31, 2009

I'm a... It's entertaining

Personally, I think I fit the daredevil more than i would the protector.

This was interesting. Cris Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, but it was still kind of surprising when I checked out several people I knew. Not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get. Once you have opened this e-mail, there is no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day, starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid.. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic.. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times.. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. 20 years of good luck if you forward.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality... Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional... Can be a bit rebellious.. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out... Eccentric personality. 11 years of luck if you forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of good luck if you forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous.. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered..) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of good luck if you forward.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.. 12 years of good Luck if you forward
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty.. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense.. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy.. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted.. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy.... Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos.. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.....
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy.. Often shy. Pessimistic.. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - O ct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind . Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful.. Flirtatious Give in too easily. Procrastinators.. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser.. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative... Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist...Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing.. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient.... Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules... Sometimes hypocritical.. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out
Send away!!~ Ready, set, go!
1-3 people= 1 minute of luck
4-7 people= 1 hour of luck
8-12 people = 1 day of luck
13-17 People = 1 week of luck
18-22 people = 1 month of luck
23-27 people = 3 Months of luck
28-32 people = 7 months of luck
33-37 people = 1 year of luck

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Nan


MY Aries grandmother. (IE the sergeant major)

Sunday, July 12, 2009

My Free Printer! I didn't even Steal it, I swear!



I know it's been a long time since I last posted. But I have good reason. I didn't have anything to blog about. Until now.
See the pics?
Well the one with denis leary is the book I'm reading, and the other thing is a pic of the machine I used to scan said book.
The MFC-465CN. Photocopier/scanner/photocard center/printer/coolest toy ever.
I looked on one site, and the price was 100+ dollars.
I got mine free on the donation shelf when I bought my router and wireless card (Wireless N). I was estatic! The only problem was that the damned paper feed was jamming.
Hmm, maybe there was a reason that someone donated it...
Well, there was much cursing and swearing to be had and I wanted to chuck the thing out the window or something when I opened the back cover as I was reading the "Don't put the cover face down or it will get damaged/ paper jam...". I had already cleaned the roller so that wasn't it. But there were those clear plastic pieces of crap on the paper jam guard. So I took out the black plastic guides and peeled off the clear plastic things beneath them. Personally, I think that those things are there as made by the factory and serve no purpose other than to get into the way.
I then did a test print. Well, surprise surprise.
No paper jam and none of that "my paper isn't making it to the print head" bullshit.
Problem solved.
And now I have a free printer because some guy would rather spend money on a new printer than try to get a friend to help him fix it.
Whoever that guy is (Or girl, even though I think women are too smart to do stuff like that), thanks for the new toy, pal.
So, I've been reading "Why we suck", so far it's a good book and well worth the 30 dollars and change I spent on it.
If you haven't already, BUY THE FREAKING BOOK ALREADY. You'll be glad that you did.
In the meantime I'm out of here.
Laters,
ABB
Ps: Let's see FUTURESHOP have a shelf for donated equipment that people can just take. Yeah. Thought so.
There's a reason I get my computer parts from Greenlyph!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

57 Cents

Usually I'm not all about the chain letters, and this is no exception, but the story and prayer are inspirational, so I thought that rather than email it that I would post it on my blog.

57 Cents
A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was 'too crowded...'


'I can't go to Sunday School,' she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.

Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason and, taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship Jesus.

Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement buildings. Her parents called for the kindhearted pastor who had befriended their daughter to handle the final arrangements.

As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump.

Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish handwriting, which read: 'This is to help build the little church bigger so more children can go to Sunday School.'

For two years she had saved for this offering of love.

When the pastor tearfully read that note, he knew instantly what he would do. Carrying this note and the cracked, red pocketbook to the pulpit, he told the story of her unselfish love and devotion.

He challenged his deacons to get busy and raise enough money for the larger building.

But the story does not end there...

A newspaper learned of the story and published It. It was read by a wealthy realtor who offered them a parcel of land worth many thousands.

When told that the church could not pay so much, he offered to sell it to the little church for 57 cents.

Church members made large donations. Checks came from far and wide.
Within five years the little girl's gift had increased to $250,000.00--a huge sum for that time (near the turn of the century). Her unselfish love had paid large dividends.

When you are in the city of Philadelphia , look upTemple BaptistChurch , with a seating capacity of 3,300. And be sure to visit TempleUniversity, where thousands of students are educated.

Have a look, too, at the Good Samaritan Hospital and at a Sunday School building which houses hundreds of beautiful children, built so that no child in the area will ever need to be left outside during Sunday school time.

In one of the rooms of this building may be seen the picture of the sweet face of the little girl whose 57 cents, so sacrificially saved, made such remarkable history. Alongside of it is a portrait of her kind pastor, Dr. Russell H. Conwell, author of the book, 'Acres of Diamonds'.

This is a true story, which goes to show WHAT GOD CAN DO WITH 57 CENTS.

Please send this back. (You'll see why.)

St. Theresa Prayer (cannot be deleted)

REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. This is a powerful novena.

Just send this to four people and let me know what happens on the fourth day....

Do not break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive... There is no cost but a lot of reward.

(This is true)


(Did you make a wish?)

If you don't make a wish, it won't come true.. Last Chance to Make a Wish.

May today there be peace within.
May you trust your highest power that you are exactly where you are meant to be.
May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.


May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you.
May you be content knowing you are a child of God.
Let this presence settle into our bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing and dance. It is there for each and every one of you.

Send This to 7 People within the next 5 minutes and your wish will come true.

Betty White is tired of your shit